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(Source: partypeen, via intothearmsofmorpheus)
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Stuff Manual Students Don’t Say.
This is hilarious.
Accurate video is accurate.
(Source: youtube.com, via itsbooey)
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
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sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
omg but really
i was a god when it came to this game
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The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living.
— Karl Marx, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte (via miu-sherandhiscollar)
(via swearimnotarboreal)
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every single standardized test
proctor: you may not discuss any of the questions on this test nor may you discuss the answers
everyone : yolo
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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
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